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TALK ABOUT A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
HERR HEIR HARRY ???
BRITTNEY SPEARS SPEARS ANOTHER,
NOW WE KNOW WHY SHE CARRIES A MINISTER IN
HER ENTOURAGE.
SPACESHIP ONE SOARS INTO SPACE AND THE
RECORD BOOKS
HOWEVER IT WILL STILL TAKE TWO WEEKS TO
FIND THE LUGGAGE...
THE OSLO NORWAY MUSEUM WAS ROBBED OF THE
65 MILLION DOLLAR "SCREAM"
MASTERPIECE.
THE THIEVES WERE VERY BRAZEN. THE NEXT DAY
THEY PUT IT ON E-BAY...
KEN JENNINGS, THE JEOPARDY PHENOMENON, WAS
DOING GREAT UNTIL HE WAS ASKED TO NAME "THE FOUR QUESTIONS" ON PASSOVER !
THE JACKSON FIVE SHOWED UP ALL DRESSED IN
WHITE FOR THE HEARING.
NOW WILL THEY ALL SHOW UP IN ORANGE FOR
THE INDICTMENT ???
MARTHA MARTHA MARTHA
"FROM SELL TO CELL!"
LOWBROW REALITY SHOWS HIT NEW LOWS
TV OR NOT TV ???
73% OF THE FRENCH PEOPLE PREFER JOHN KERRY
HE'S CRAZY FOR NOT RUNNING AGAINST
PRESIDENT CHIRAC !
OPRAH ORDERED TO SERVE JURY DUTY
A WINDFALL FOR THE 11 OTHER JURISTS
SHE DONATED HER $17.20 A DAY TO DOMINOS
KEPT THEM IN PIZZA...
MARY KAY LETOURNEAU AND VILI GETTING
MARRIED.
HOWEVER.. THE REAL SURPRISE IS THAT THEIR
2 SEVEN YEAR OLDS
ARE FLIRTING WITH THE OLSON TWINS !
IT CAN NOW BE REVEALED THAT UNDER THE
HAIR-DO IS THE "TRUMP LUMP". COMMONLY KNOWN AS AN OVERBLOWN EGO !
ONCE AGAIN MADONNA REINVENTS HERSELF...
SHE HAS CHANGED HER NAME TO THE BIBLICAL
NAME ESTHER.
WHY DID SHE BYPASS NEFERTITTI ???
PALOMA...THE RUNNING OF THE BULLS AND
FOOLS.
A GOREY STORY !
SORRY HEATHER LOCKLEAR. THE RATINGS ON
YOUR NEW SHOW
ARE JUST NOT HEALTHY. THEY WILL BE PUTTING
YOU ON EX-LAX PRETTY SOON !
HOLY BOSTON RED SOX.
HAVEN'T SEEN PITCHES LIKE THAT SINCE
JACK NICHOLSON MADE THE COCKTAIL SCENE...
BURNING UP THE BOOK CHARTS.
BILL O'REILLY'S NEW BEST SELLER
"WHAT TO TELL YOUR KIDS AND EMPLOYEES !"
REMEMBER SANDY BURGER - KING
"THE HOME OF THE WHOPPER !"
GOVERNMENT THINKING OF USING BARRY BONDS
IN IRAQ TO BREAK
DOWN DOORS ...BEFORE OUR GI'S GO IN.
SCOTT PETERSON FISH STORY. CAUGHT HOOK.
LINE AND SINKER !
1O YEAR OLD PIECE OF TOAST SHOWING THE
IMAGE OF THE VIRGIN MARY
GOES FOR $28,OOO
FINELLI FAMILY CLAIMS TO HAVE A PICTURE OF
CONSTRUCTION WORKER
LUIGI FINELLI WHO FELL OFF HIS 22nd. STORY
GIRDER ON TO HIS LUNCH
BUCKET. HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE IT IS IMBEDDED
IN THE TUNA FISH SANDWICH.
THEY PLAN TO START THE BIDDING AT $15,OOO
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