 SATIRE NITE
LIVE
“ THE CHILLER
FROM THE THRILLER"
ON YOUR MARK..GET SET.. POW !!!
THEY’RE OFF…
THE INTERNATIONAL MADCAP MEDIA IN THEIR
MADDENING PACE HAS KNOCKED DOWN WALLS AND
BARRIERS ..ENTERED THE RACE AND DESCENDED ON
SANTA MARIA ,CALIFORNIA.
SCHEDULED TO GO TO THE FINISH LINE (WHICH IS
NOWHERE IN SIGHT)
IT’S THE MICHAEL JACKSON MOLESTATION TRIAL.
MICHAEL, THE MASTER OF DISGUISE, WHO LIKES TO GO
SHOPPING IN MIAMI
WEARING A BLACK MASK..A FEDORA..A RED ARM BAND
,ONE GLOVE AND LOTS OF MEDALS .
CAN YOU BLAME HIM FOR WANTING TO BE
INCONSPICUOUS???.. (EVEN HIS KIDS WEAR VEILED
BURQUAS) MICHAEL LIKES TO SHOW UP WITH HIS
FAMILY ALL WEARING WHITE. WE’RE NOT SURE IF IT’S
FOR PURITY OR PARITY?
LET'S HOPE THERE IS NO INDICTMENT AND THEY DON'T
HAVE TO SHOW UP IN ORANGE !
GERALDO RIVERA HAS SAID HE WILL SHAVE OFF HIS
MUSTACHE IF MICHAEL IS FOUND GUILTY. WHY DOESN’T
HE SHAVE OFF ALL HIS HAIR..BECOME A MONK AND
SATISFY ALL OF US!
MICHAEL’S FANS STAY UP ALL NIGHT OUTSIDE THE
COURTHOUSE, CLAMORING
FOR MICHAEL TO JUMP ON TOP OF A CAR AND DANCE
THE ‘CHICKEN’ WHILE THE JUDGE IS WAITING INSIDE
DOING ‘THE LONDON BROIL’ !
THEN MICHAEL STEPS INTO THE COURTHOUSE AND GOES
THROUGH THE SECURITY SENSORS WHICH START PLAYING
‘RING DEM BELLS’. (APPARENTLY MICHAEL IS WEARING
JANET’S NIPPLE RINGS) AND THAT SOUNDS ALARMING !
INSIDE THE 12 JURISTS SEE MICHAEL ENTER AND THEY
START DOING THE WAVE.
THIS IS ALL STARTING TO LOOK LIKE THE O.J. TRIAL
WAS A REHEARSAL FOR THE MAY SWEEPS.
CHANNEL E WHO STILL HASN’T GOTTEN OVER THE ANNA
NICOLE SMITH SHOW..IS PLANNING ON DOING A ONE
DAY DELAY ‘ACTOR SIMULCAST’ SO EVERYONE WILL GET
THEIR FREE TICKET TO NEVERLAND, WHICH ,BY THE
WAY, IS WHAT MICHAEL BUILT BECAUSE HE CLAIMS HE
NEVER HAD A CHILDHOOD. APPARENTLY HE NEVER HAD
AN ADULTHOOD EITHER. (HE JUST DOESN’T GET IT)
MICHAEL MOORE WHO ASKED BILL O’REILLY IF HE
WOULD SEND HIS KID TO FALLUJAH..ALSO COULD HAVE
ASKED ANY PARENT IF THEY WOULD SEND THEIR 12
YEAR OLD TO SLEEP OVER AT NEVERLAND WITH A 45
YEAR OLD ???
MICHAEL SAYS HE OFTEN SLEEPS ON THE FLOOR AND
WHEN HE CHECKS INTO A HILTON HOTEL, HE ALWAYS
ASKS FOR THE MOST COMFORTABLE 'FLOOR PLAN' !
KOBE BRYANT, DIANA ROSS, LIZ TAYLOR, LARRY KING,
CHRIS TUCKER, WHO
ARE RUSHING TO MICHAELS DEFENSE.. CAN ALSO BE
RECOGNIZED AS THE NEW JACKSON FIVE.
IF LOADS OF CATHOLIC PRIESTS WERE DEFROCKED
BECAUSE OF PEDOPHILIA...AND ALL THEY HADFOR BAIT
WAS A SONG AND A PRAYER....GO FIGURE NEVERLAND
WOULD BE USED FOR BAIT.
AS FOR LISA MARIE…MICHAEL SAID “RETURN TO
SENDER” !
MICHAEL’S IMAGE WAS CERTAINLY NOT UPGRADED WHEN
ON HIS TOURS HE WOULD ALWAYS GRAB HIS CROTCH.
(WAS THAT A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE OR WHAT?)
THE ARGUMENT THAT NEVERLAND IS DESIGNED FOR THE
KIDS OVERLOOKS THAT THERE ARE SEVERAL
DISNEYLANDS AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO SLEEP WITH
MICHAEL EISNER.
THE CANS OF 'JESUS JUICE ' THAT CAME FROM
MICHAEL’S PUB ARE NOT EXACTLY ON THE COKE OR
PEPSI THIRST QUENCHER LIST.
UNFORTUNATELY HIS LEGION OF FANS SEE HIM SING
AND DANCE BUT THEY DON’T SEE HIM FLING AND
PRANCE ABOUT HIS SECRET CATACOMBS AT NEVERLAND.
OR HIDING IN HIS TREE HOUSE FROM PAUL McCARTNEY
BECAUSE McCARTNEY WANTS HIS ROYALTIES BACK !
HIS PERSONAL LIBRARY FEATURES NUDIES AND HOTTIES
FOR THE KID SET…WHILE THEIR PARENTS ARE HOME
WATCHING THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS.
HEY MICHAEL YOU HAVE TO REALIZE ALL THE TV WE
HAVE SEEN ON YOU SUCH AS THE PIE THROWING MESS-CAPADE
WITH LITTLE KIDS IS NOT THRUSTING YOUR IMAGE
INTO THE MENSA SOCIETY .
YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES KEEP THE KIDS
ENTHRALLED, BUT TRY WEARING ONE TO AN IBM
CORPORATE MEETING.
WHO CAN FORGET YOU DANGLING YOUR TINY TOT OVER
THE RAILING.
WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE DANGLED MARK GERAGOS
INSTEAD ?
NOW THEY ARE SAYING THAT THEY ARE BRINGING FORTH
YOUR 20 MILLION DOLLAR ACCUSER.
THAT SHOULD ENTITLE YOU TO AN INVENTORY OF WHAT
HE PURCHASED WITH THE 20 MILLION AND A REBATE !
THE POLICE INTERROGATED BUBBLES THE CHIMP BUT
BUBBLES AIN’T TALKING !
AND THE JUDGE SAYS THAT WHEN YOU TAKE THE STAND,
THE UMBRELLA HAS TO GO!
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