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I AM NOT WRITING
THIS BOOK TO CASH IN AND MAKE LOTS MORE MONEY.
MY PURPOSE IS
SIMPLE.
IF I CAN SAVE ONE
MURDERER, THEN I HAVE FILLED MY DEBT TO SOCIETY.
AS YOU KNOW, I AM
NOT PERMITTED TO GO ON A BOOK TOUR SO I WON'T BE
APPEARING IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD SOON.
MY ANKLE BRACELET
BARELY COVERS THE 153 ACRES I LIVE ON !
MY NEW
BOOK FEATURING 'RECIPES FOR REPEAT OFFENDERS' IS
DEDICATED TO ALL THE FEMALE PRISONERS WHO TOOK FROM
THE RICH AND GAVE TO THE POOR (NAMELY THEMSELVES).
IT COVERS FIVE
HARD MONTHS OF NO NONSENSE, NO FRIILLS DINING HABITS
AND MY TASTY TRICKS AT CAMP CUPCAKES..FORMERLY
KNOWN AS 'HOT BUNS' !
YOUR CAN'T ORDER
FROM DOMINOS AND YOUR CAN'T GROW ANY TOMATOS IN YOUR
CELL.
THERE IS NO
STRAYING FROM THE MEAN MEAGER MENU.
YOU EAT WHAT THEY
PUT IN FRONT OF YOU AND I REALIZE A LOT OF YOU
ARE COMPLAINING ALL DAY LONG..IT'S SORT OF LIKE
LIKE THE SOUTH BEACH RIOT !
MY NEW BOOK IS
CALLED " FROM SELL TO
CELL'!
THE GOOD NEWS IS
THAT I PERSONALLY LOST 20 POUNDS AND I CERTAINLY
COULDN'T DO THAT WITH JENNY CRAIG OR KIRSTIE ALLEY
SO THOSE OF YOU ENJOYING THE OUTSIDE MIGHT WANT TO
CONSIDER DOING A STRETCH.
JUST CALL YOUR
BROKER AND HOLLER 'CELL' !
NOW SOME OF YOU
MAY SAY I ENJOYED A 12 CENT AN HOUR WINDFALL..WOW
LET'S PARTY !
HOWEVER IF YOU
READ THE PAPERS THIS MORNING YOU PROBABLY NOTICED I
BOUNCED BACK INTO THE BIG B CLUB BEFORE NOON TODAY.
YES B FOR
BILLIONAIRE !
NEXT WEEK THE
DONALD IS GETTING ME INVOLVED IN AN APPRENTICE
CLONE JOB... SO FIRE AWAY DONALD ! LET'S HAVE SOME
FUN ! WHO'S THE FIRST TO GO ?
THEY HAVE ACCUSED
ME OF BEING AN 'INSIDER' AND THAT WAS BEFORE I DID
MY TIME AS A REAL 'INSIDER ' !
NOW IF YOUR SMART,
YOU WILL BUY MY BOOK AND
LEARN HOW I PLAN
TO CONTINUE REMAINING A BILLIONAIRE !
WHO KNOWS,YOU MAY
BE NEXT !
SEE YOU AT K-MARTHAS...
email: grantworld@earthlink.net ATTENTION ALL NEWS PERIODICALS AND
MAGAZINE EDITORS!
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